All right, this is dedicated to Lew Nightspore, who posted his amazing Centaur!Holmes pic over on Holmesslash.

It's only mild R-ish at this point, but if folks weren't put off by hot man-on-squid action, I can't imagine that anyone'll be too shocked to hear that I'm working on an x-rated Centaur!sex scene.

EDIT: And for some reason, yahoogroups is acting up and my posts aren't working on Holmesslash, so I have no idea whether or not Lew even knows this is up here. OK, my second post went thru; perhaps it's something my end. Anyone else having problimz with yahoo tonight? 

The piece also needs a bit of an edit -- I keep seeing typos/repeated words, etc, but I'm too lazy to fix it now. But for now, here's what I have:

Well, I've had some Yuckky Family Drama, and consequently have been needing some cheering up, so I decided to continue with the MarySue wierdness. It sort of worked, but only while I was writing. Now I feel all yghggy again. Strangely, there's no LJ imodicon for "yghggy." Pity. Oh, well.

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Well, there it is.
For those who are there but not really solidly mentioned, don't worry, I'll get to you in the next chapter. For those of you who aren't there but would like to be, I could be convinced to have a second group arrive ....

With thanks to everyone who's agreed to come aboard -- the adventure starts soon! For those who haven't gotten in touch, there's still room for more passengers! Just send me a description of yourself and what you'd take to 1895 to meet the boys.
                                              
With thanks to 

spacefall for general inspiration: this one is dedicated to all your awesome H/W drawings!

 

All right, kiddos. You asked for it, you got it.

WARNING: hot, NC-17, explicit, man-on-squid action. If this holds no terrors for you, then read on.

For the faint of heart, you won't have to read this section to understand the next bit.

But you won't find out how Sherlock gets un-squidded, either. ;)

So due to the usual bizarre mix of intellect, bawdiness, surrealism, and sheer joy that is Holmesslash, I dedicate this fic. The MarySue BadSquidFic has begun. I bring you... part one: Introduction with Squid

Now, does anyone *really want me to write a NC-17, steamy-hot squidsex scene? I do have a few ideas ...

Or should I check myself in to the nuthouse?

All right, here's how I'm going to work it -- anyone who wants to be in "the Adventure of the Amorous Admirers (working title)," send me an e-mail with general description of yourself, and what you would wear/take on a trip to 1895 or thereabouts.

Spikesworld19@yahoo.com is the account I answer/look at most often. I'm going to start writing tomorrow, probably, after I finish the current bit of angst I already started.

But then there's my other project for the week. I'm indulging my inner child, see, and I dragged out the Lego set. This set has stuff dating back to 1964, and it's pretty impressive. In fact, it's a neurotic's dream set, with all sorts of sorting opportunities. My shrink is okay with it -- a little obsession can be a good thing.